Normageddon - Definition:
(1) Swallowed by the sea
(2) Removed From The Physical world
(3) A slow moving tidal wave in the financial markets that results in your country destroyed by lower taxes that result in higher taxes to pay higher USA interest rates, recession, higher credit card interest rates, no medicare, no social security, bread lines, chaos, doom, depression, crime, suicide, oppression and loss from Grover Norquist's NOTAX pledge
(4) BIg Norma mistaking you for chair
(5) A BLISSFUL STATE OF PEACE AND CALM PRIOR TO REALIZING THAT THE PARACHUTE IS MISSING
(6) slang: to be swallowed by ...
(1) (2) (3) (4) and (5) normally fatal
Currently the only known cure for (3) is to raise the debt ceiling and for congress to lower spending and increase revenue. An extremely rare and highly unlikely event.
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